Keep several wives, a dungeon and a large
contingent of girlfriends all at once.
Encourage idle women on the internet to charge
their manicures and lingerie to you for tasteless sums.
Make sexy ladies' fantasies preoccupy them while they work,
and while they excersize at the gym or local lake.
Give sisters an extravagant visual perk-
a garnish to chicken salad, tofu sqewers or steak.
Be they skinny or fat, wealthy or deprived,
lustful or chaste, indolent or virtuous,
never let their smallest wishes be denied.
Be giving and always be promiscuous.
Suffering and jilted, I'll just be your loving wife
and keep my vows as a commitment to a monasticism. Right.
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